A breathless collection of briefs.  No, not your underwear drawer.  Ten (10) fast, little buggers, one right after another, like a torrent of bits, but not a bit torrent.  In our easy-to-listen-to ten pack format.  An assortment!  Do I have to keep explaining?  By the time you finish reading this you could have heard it all!  Let's go!  This podcast won't listen to itself, you know!

Count 'em down ...

Intro

(A) Perfect Excuse (2:05)

(I Think This is the) WrongFoot (1:53)

AssFault (1:57)

Bendex (1:02)

Bob Cancer is the Transactor (2:05)

Can Scans (0:54)

Closer (1:28)

Collating (0:49)

Congressional Record Scans (1:32)

Conversations Near the Bowling Store (1:18)

Creditors 

Music theme from AudioNautic.com  

I'm a rip saw for ya baby, I'm gonna cut across your grain.

I said, I'm a rip saw baby, gonna cut across your grain.

Gonna show you how you hurt me and  

Caused me all kind of pain.  (And discomfort.  Make sure you wash that wound.  And stay away from my tools!)

If you know, keep it to yourself, please.

For lack of one, the report was loose.

Patent pending.

If today was April 5, 1927.

Murderer's Row

1. Earl Combs CF

2. Mark Koenig SS

3. Babe Ruth RF

4. Lou Gehrig 1B

5. Bob Meusel LF

6. Tony Lazzeri 2B

7. Joe Dugan 3B

8. Pat Collins C

9. Waite Hoyt P

It's Opening Day, so let's step up to the plate and hit the inside corner, then turn two, before we take one for the team and lay one down or in the case of Mamie Vanderwoorst, lay them all down.  Then you're not going to believe what happens next, but we have a recording to prove it.  It's America's Pastime.  Podcasting, that is.  Let's hear two!

'Watch out, tomorrow is not just another day.'  He also said, 'Nobody knows this, but one of us has been traded.'   Find out who ... on the Wrong Foot's Baseball Special Opening Day Double-Header.   When?  Tomorrow, you big lug, it's Opening Day!  Opening Night is for sissies.  And by that we mean drug tests.   

Our most favorite talent agent Foster Valley meets with his old associate Happy Tooman who has an idea for a project Foster won’t like, in which there's a role Happy shouldn’t play.

Happy: I'm getting things in order so I can give you the big pitch.  Are you ready?

Foster: I'm waiting.

Happy: You're going to hear me out?

Foster: I'm waiting.

Happy: And let me finish.

Foster: Still waiting.

Happy: You remember Biff Walker?

Foster: No.

Happy: Doesn't matter.  It's 1949 --

Foster: What?

Happy: I'm setting the scene.  It's 1949.  Arthur Miller electrifies the American stage with his tragic play about a man --

Foster: Death of a Salesman.  So?

Happy: So, I met this guy, he's a writer.  He's very creative.  He's taken Death of a Salesman and he wrote like a sequel.  

Foster: Another Death of a Salesman?

Happy: Yes.  No.  Not another death --

Foster: Death of Another Salesman?

Happy: Not another salesman.  That salesman.  And his two sons who were named  …?  Who were named?  What were their names?   Their names were ….?

Foster: What?  I have to fill in the blank?

Happy: Bill and … Happy.

Foster: Happy.

Happy: Which is my name.

Hint 43:  Everybody should touch each other.

Next time, Hint 43.1:  Not everybody should touch each other.

Let's get trashed!

Even a blind squirrel is wright twice a day!