Here are the Wrong Foot Comedy Podcast's Top Ten Wrong Foot Comedy Podcast Episodes

(Present Episode Notwithstanding)

((Not to be confused with Sudoko))

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Preview—In honor of our tenth episode, we give you ten of these things, no, not toes.

Hello Tim—could be a Wrong (Foot) number

Colating—at your own risk

Flehm—something smells as good as it looks

Angry Looking—a diagnosis

Easy Street—the grass is always greener, unless the worm turns

Act Along With: Larry Derrick!—here’s your chance to co-star with a real actor

Kens Keyboards—so qwerty, it’s asdfgh

Sleep in Overrated—one opinion

Outros/Credits

Previously—a brief look back at Foster Valley to get you ready you for a three piece suit

Preview

WrongFoot Navy—an honor to serve

Marshall Brody—Western theme

Foster Talent: Larry Derek Part 1—Foster gives a client a chance to get some exposure

Spraythewalk—no spaces tween words means itz what it iz

Alcapulco Accapella—the sea, the surf, the sound of the 50s

Foster Talent: Johnny Lang—Foster gives a newcomer the time of day

Foster Talent: Larry Derek Part 2—A client gives Foster a piece of his mind, 10%.

Sheriff Wilson—another Western theme

Outros/Credits

For what?  To find talent!

Where?  Right in front of his face!

Why?  It's what he does!!

Are you an inspiring actor?  A master of maladies?  A seen painter?  Do you have looks, a nice smell and reliable transportation?  Foster Valley might want you.  His talent agency, Foster Talent, specializes in nurturing careers to the point of absurdity.  Don’t wait to get discovered, discover yourself near the Great White Way.  All it takes is guts.  Got ‘em?  Guts, that is.  Be a Foster Talent.  Do it today!  Before you find yourself in the Outbox of life.

by Rocky the other Toll Guy, 

as told to S.M. Rombarawitz

‘Rocky don't fold no underwear,’ he sez.  I'm saying 'sez' to capture the tone of this rascal, who you probably know as the fellow with his hand out on the Turnpike at 21.  That's the number of the exit, not the age required.

He came to this life changing realization after trying to line up creases in a pair of teal green (or was it blue) boxer shorts.

He was pulling clothes out of the dryer at the local laundromat, lamenting the fact that the next step of this dreary weekly chore was to make a neat pile of the lot and schlep it home, where he would then sort it all and stuff it into his drawers.  ‘First,’ he thought, ‘hey, I'm putting drawers into drawers, what does that tell you about life?’  Then, upon the conclusion of the folding of the final garment, it dawned on him it wasn't his clothes.  Or so, he sez.  ‘Wow,’ he thought, ‘wow.  What a waste of time, you know?  I could have clipped all my nails AND something else.’  And now he was faced with the task of doing it all over, this time with his own set of panties.  For he is an underwear lawyer, that is, a man of briefs.  I didn’t get it, either, but now I do.  ‘My blood was boiling,’ he sez, ‘and when I can’t stand the dry heat, I get out of the laundry room.’  So, he locates his own stuff, take the stuff and stuffs it into his laundry bag, ‘like a angry chef on Thanksgiving, with the laundry bag playing the part of the turkey.’  He almost went and unfolded whoever’s clothes he mistook for own, he sez, but thought better of it, when he remembered the sizes on the labels.  XXL = trouble.  ‘Think of it as a random act of kindness, truth be damned.’  Home he went.  Into his bedroom, he stomped.  Over to his dresser, he headed.  By his bed, he stopped.  Out of the laundry bag, his clothes spilled.  Then, like a drunken shipping clerk, he stopped and he sez to himself, ‘deal with this later, Rockafella, when your cooler head should prevail.’  He was going to sleep on it and see how he felt in the morning.

‘When I woke up,’ he sez, ‘and saw myself among the crumpled piles of clothes, my first thought was, I love the smell of fabric softener in the morning.  As soon as I can get to it, I’ll take care of this.  I’ll just grab what I need of the bed to get dressed.’

But breakfast came first, then he had to go to work.  Then he had to buy a new battery for his power stapler.  Then he went to the grand opening of the new Fred Gian-meistro’s MP3 Emporium.  Then he went home and watched “Godfather 3”.  Then he made an omelet.  Then he woke up, grabbed what he needed off his bed.

Within seven days, his bed was cleared of laundry, but his hamper was full.  And not a single person knew or cared.  ‘From that day on,’ he sez, ‘I never folded my underwear again.  Or anyone else’s for that matter.’

But what about your shirts, your pants?  I asked him.

‘I never folded those to begin with,’ he sez.  Or so he sez.  

A Special One Time Thing 

Spend a little more time with Roger and Rocky of the Tolls before they drive off.

They explain some of the mysteries about podcasts in Roger and Rocky Explain Podcasts, which also includes another Wrong Foot Promo Preview.  Then you'll hear Roger's debut as a non-toll taking actor in the first of many Act Along Withs …, our interactive feature where you get to interact along with our talented cast.  

They say their lines and you say yours, following along in the 'Act Along With …' script that came with the Wrong Foot Comedy Podcast membership kit.  Give it a try.  Who knows, maybe someday, someone will act along with you?

Listen, learn and act along.  It's fun.  Plus there are some hidden treats.

Next week, a new Toll-Free WFCP.  

In which we bid Rocky and Roger good luck, for they’ll need it, as their job has taken a real toll on them.  This is our last trip down ‘Exact Change Lane’ for a while, but before we go, we’ll take a quick detour to ‘Memory Lane’ for a look back at their adventures.  Then, if we pass a pharmacy, I’d like to stop in for some personal care products.

Previously—a look back at the Toll Guys before we close their series

Preview

Not the Foot I Wanted—not the foot he wanted

A Perfect Excuse—for anything

A Number of People Talking—five, we think

We Take Tolls: When the Change Melts—In the last installment of this mini-series, Rocky makes his getaway plan by cutting through corporate red tape, while Roger goes with gelt.

Outros/Credits