In this episode we learn how EZ Pass changed everything for Rocky and Roger.  Did you know that EZ Pass wasn't always called EZ Pass?  Here are some names they considered before settling on it.

A Quickie in Your Car

Just Go

Passing Fancy

This Lane's for You

No Fail Pass

Go Right Through

Stop, Don't Stop

Go-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!

What Are You Stopping For?

Your Money's No Good Here

Take a Penny, Leave a Penny

Zoom!

Piece of Cake Lane

Keep the Change Lane

Diane Lane

Preview

Sound Reasoning—a very high koo

Absorbing at the Home Show—an ode to those guys who wear those headset microphones and won’t take ‘I already bought six’ for an answer

Firm Spot—they’re all paying for it, right?

Beefboullion—R U Beefboullion?

We Take Tolls: When EZ First Passed—Rocky reminisces about the day every thing changed with the change

Firm Receptionist—leave a message and a plea

Outros/Credits

Preview

Maraca Vamps on Her Wrong Foot—Who doesn’t like Maracas?

Foster Talent: Biff is Happy But…-Our most favorite talent agent Foster Valley meets with his old associate Happy Tooman who has an idea for a project Foster won’t like, in which there's a role Happy shouldn’t play.

Hobnobbin’—R U Hobnobbin’?

Toasting Bread—Who doesn’t like toast?

Extend-a-Dream—Keep your eyes shut and nobody gets hurt

Outros/Credits

Exit Polls Show There Are No Exits

It’s probably too soon to tell, but the episodes seem to be going over well.  We’re getting very few returns at our customer service window.  Most of those are from people who want the Wrong Foot Comedy Podiatrist.  

Coming Soon!

The Wrong Foot Comedy Podiatrist.  We’re working on a deal with Grady’s Sole Relief Pads for a sponsored series of episodes.

Wrong Foot Fact

Each episode weighs approximately 2.5 tons.  We use a special podcast/earth mover to pick up the episode from the Wrong Foot Comedy Podcast plant and bring it to broadcast studio where we ship it direct to the public.  So if you see the Wrong Foot Comedy Podcast on the road, give it some room.

Here's another sweet little excerpt for you and yours.

Thanks for enjoying the first five Wrong Foot Comedy Podcast shows.  We wanted to bring you a convenient starter set and get you hooked on America's newest comedy podcast.  (Unless you count the 348 that started since you began reading this post.) The cast and crew are taking a much needed half-day off before resuming the never-ending grind of getting these shows out one after another week after week after week.  Look for a new one next Wednesday.  Meanwhile, spread the Wrong Foot around and keep up the good work.    

Antonio Belia trained at the prestigious Be A Star Academy, where Donald Crsbt and Jesse Guzzoccolondo were his roommates. Since moving to the Greater Hartford area, he has trouble finding a good bakery.  Next on the agenda?  A role in From The Big Table. 

S. M. Rombarawitz refuses to have a resume.

Loren Schofield was raised in a rural mid-western community near Battle Creek, Michigan. As a teen, he inserted baking powder submarine kits in boxes of Frosted Flakes. After serving in the U.S. Army, he earned degrees in business from Illinois State University and worked for more than 25 years as a human resources executive, firing people for heck of it.  Then he laid himself off and became an actor.  Loren sums up his acting career in five words: ‘I love to learn lines.’  His credits include commercials, industrials, film, print and voice projects.

Gene Dale led the league in triples.

Richard A. Goldberg is making his acting debut as we speak.  

Lydia Linda Lorna's credits include Miss Her, Mister, Still Miss Her, Mister? and other films with 'Mister' in the title.  When not donning the grease paint, she grows organic peas and carrots, but according to her, ‘they never touch, just like me and my husband.’

Robin Brecker, Executive Producer, has show business in his blood.  According to Wikipedia, his distant cousin, the late Sid Melton, starred in television’s golden age space adventure, Captain Midnight as Ichabod "Ikky" Mudd and as Uncle Charlie Halper, proprietor of the Copa Club, in Make Room for Daddy.  In 1941 Melton was cast as "Fingers" in The Shadow of the Thin Man. During World War II he entertained American soldiers overseas where he met screenwriter Aubrey Wisberg who arranged for him to have a part in his Treasure of Monte Cristo for Robert Lippert.  Other movies included On the Town, The Geisha Boy, The Tunnel of Love, and Blondie Goes to College. He appeared in two Lippert Pictures, Lost Continent and Radar Secret Service, which were later featured on Mystery Science Theater 3000, whose hosts gave Melton the nickname "Monkey Boy" due to his comedy relief antics.  Melton appeared three times as Harry Cooper in the 1955-1956 CBS sitcom It's Always Jan, starring Janis Paige and Merry Anders.  His television credits also include The Golden Girls (as Sophia's deceased husband, Salvatore, in flashback and dream sequences), Dragnet and Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. He also had a guest role in an episode of Adventures of Superman and as a photographer in an episode of I Dream of Jeannie. Melton guest-starred in one episode of The Dick van Dyke Show, where he played deli-owner Bert Monker who is in love with Sally Rogers. Without actually proposing to her, he makes it very clear that he wants her for his wife. Sally feels he's not right for her, but later admits to her cat, "If I had nine lives like you, I'd give him one."  In 2005, he attended Eddie Albert's funeral along with Green Acres's co-stars Mary Grace Canfield and Frank Cady. Born as Sidney Meltzer in Brooklyn, New York, he was the brother of screenwriter Louis Meltzer, whose credits include Golden Boy and The Man With the Golden Arm, starring Frank Sinatra.

Start Tappin' Your You-Know-What's!

Previews

The Wrong Foot Song—you need to sing it

The Wrong Foot Song, Music by K. MacLeod, Lyrics by W. Foot

If your foot is wrong,
You need to sing this song.
You need to take a chance.
And refinance … your mortgage.

Remember, if you dare
And have no underwear,
Just wear a tiny thong
And sing the Wrong Foot Song.

The Wrong Foot Song is brief.
It gives you full relief
Just take it from a guy
Who has a 30-day supply ...

So make your wrong foot right
And party every night.
Just treat your feet …
And sing the Wrong Foot Song!

The second time sing:

Set your wrong foot free!
So everyone can see. 
And tell them when they Tweet,
You made some progress with your feet.

Don’t give up the fight, 
Make your wrong foot right.
Out-put that foot
And sing the Wrong Foot Song!

Can Scans—check it out

House of Tongs—get a grip

This Guy's Dead—body of evidence

We Take Tolls: We Take Tolls—Roger and Roger take tolls, take after take on their own reality show

Outros/Credits

We're at the old ballgame today, but while it's raining, you can listen to this:

• A Preview.
• R U Hungry—someone to chew on
• Coin-a-Phrase—make sense with change
• Cinema 65—worth the senior discount
• We Take Tolls: Welcome to Exit 21—Roger and Rocky are forced to care about your passing
• Ring Tone—you don’t have to answer it
• See Me?—shouldn’t have answered it, but maybe it’s the Suicide Squeeze Prevention Line
• Outros/Credits.

You've heard the voices, now learn a bit about our talented players.

Weston Prescott is probably best known for his recurring part as Whitey on the beloved series, I Left It In My Mother’s House.  He was up for the lead in Underwire and was once considered the ‘next Harley Tabak.’  

Considered a mezzamezzasoprano, Janice DelDubio loves to sew and often makes her own costumes.  She shared the role of Baby Wetstein with her sister Janine in Grease the Skids.  Janine passed in 1969, but can still be found in the white pages.

Why do they call, Ray Hemerley The Dorsal Fin of the Smokey Mountains?  When not portraying fast-talking, leading men, he’s probably got a rod in one hand and a reel in the other.  

Gail Wavenly loves to write letters to the editor.  She once climbed to the top of the Eiffel Tower on a dare and met the love of her life half-way down.  Who can forget her heart-wrenching portrayal of West Coast Lil in Mike Mantleminder’s Epic Western Mini-Series, Hauling Asses Up Pike’s Peak?

Get a taste of the Wrong Foot Comedy Podcast with this easy to swallow Promo Preview.  

Previews

You’ve Come to The Wrong Foot—right?

Spot On—laundry patter

Foster Talent: Merchant of Ridgedale Part 1—we meet talent agent Foster Valley and he has a gig for actor Richard Desmond that should be a great fit

Mrs. Berger Goes to the Doctor—with a pained expression

Foster Talent: Merchant of Ridgedale Part 2—will Richard Desmond give up sew business?

AssFault—a product offer you can’t refuse

Outros/Credits

 If he knew what it meant, he could call himself an icon.  He’s the man behind Foster Talent, which is what it is and what it does.  He’s the man in front as well, helped only by a series of assistants he must find from a inbred pool of talent.  He can work both ends of the street and stay out of traffic at the same time.  The street being Broadway or Hollywood Boulevard or Madison Avenue or the Information Superhighway or Rue de Croissant (his favorite bakery).  His clients love him or have no other way to turn.  Either way, he says “there’s an ‘us’ in show business and that’s the two of me and you and make sure you leave a space between ‘an’ and ‘us’.”  He’s Foster Valley and we get to meet him in this show as well as one of his favorite clients, Richard Desmond, who has his standards.  It won’t be the last of Richard, because he’s in two segments and especially not Foster, who’ll be around again. 

Previews
Meeting Wrong Foot—let’s get started, if we can
(Show Me Your) Tats—and let’s make a deal
We Take Tolls: First Down, Fifty Cents to Go—Rocky shows Roger it’s a passing game
The Rip Saw Blues—a How-to recording session
Outros/Credits
Coda

So you met Rocky and Roger, also known as Rock and Rog.  You got a taste for the toll taking lifestyle and now you want more.  Not more tolls, but more adventures in the slow down lane.  This time the guys are on the night shift, because some people drive without sunshine.  Not much to do this time of night, so Rocky gets Roger to play fantasy football using passing cars to determine the plays.  It's third and long.  Would you rather see a VW bus or a Ford Escourt?  Sounds like fun, right?  No?  What does it sound like?  Listen and find out. 

This first episode is something else.  And so are all the rest.  Listen up and you'll hear:

 Previews

 World’s Fastest Wrong Foot—a racy opening

 Nom de Grom—Grandma who?

 Giant Check Bank—just too big to fold

 We Take Tolls: Icing on the Cupcake—meet Rocky & Roger, they take tolls

 Wrong Foot the Bill—how to run out on things

 Outros/Credits